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May 31 2017

15:53
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rallyforbernie:

What did we do to deserve George Takei.

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May 30 2017

11:46

When I code without autocomplete


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May 29 2017

advocatusDiaboli
09:49
09:47
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unfugbilder:

ein sehr deutsches Schild

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May 28 2017

09:38

Developer problems


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May 27 2017

advocatusDiaboli
13:41
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May 24 2017

23:13
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north-bi-northwest:

pocketrunner:

srsfunny:

An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

“My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, “George, I’m sorry but tens of millions must die.” He has to look at someone and realize what death is—what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It’s reality brought home.”
- Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981)

Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC “George, that’s terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button.”

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23:05
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Who?
Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.
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23:04
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*Seinfeld theme song plays in the background*
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advocatusDiaboli
09:14
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May 22 2017

advocatusDiaboli
19:32
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May 21 2017

advocatusDiaboli
20:44
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May 18 2017

12:29
12:26
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advocatusDiaboli
11:14
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11:13

When I launch an update query without a where condition


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May 16 2017

21:55

May 15 2017

14:54

When the sales guy comes to one of our technical meetings


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10:46
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Rental Car
Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.
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May 10 2017

17:03

Specifying new features with the client


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